Militant Black Guy

Toritseju Okorodudu is known for many reasons. He is well known for his project (Channel 4) in the UK for his project “Militant Black Guy”. For that reason he is also known as Toju, the short version for his little bit complicated name Toritseju Okorodudu.

Well, Toritseju Okorodudu is a nigerian name, that is only for europeans not easy to spell. But Toritseju Okorodudu is may better for nigerians.

I think Toju is the best alternative.

Are you insane?

Keep of the gras … Mhmmhmhm I do that for you master.

Keep of the grass – Rap

Council Worker: Excuse me mate can you keep of the grass?

Keep of the grass,
Keep of the grass!
Fuck you, Keep of the grass.
Do I look high to you mother fucker?
Cuz I’m a black man I’m supposed to be stoned, is that it?
I should stone you mother fucker.

Cuz I’m the man with a tan,
Drugs is part of my plan?
That is shit I can not understand,
Keep of the grass?

Keep of the grass?
Who the fuck is on grass?
I ant’ smoked shit all day!

Tojo: I’m after a t-shirt worn by the international New Zealand rugby team
Store Attendant (in quotations below): Ah yeah the all blacks

The all blacks?
The all blacks!
“Yeaah”
What we cant play with the white boys, cuz we ent’ equal, is that the story?
“It’s not a racist thing, there’s actually a reason to it”
Oh you can justify your bullshit!

“Well the kits all black I’m only selling it”
Why is the kit all black?
“I’m only selling it I didn’t name it”
So why the fuck you selling it?!
What else you selling here?
Crosses? Ropes? Newses?
I cant have this.

“Look, it’s just.. I think the official reason is, yeah, is because back in the day, a commentator..”
Back in the day?
Back in the day!
What the fuck you know about back in the day?

Back in the day, I was getting whipped, out in the hot sun.
What the fuck you wanna tell me about back in the day?
Get me a pair of fucking speedo’s mother fucker.

Bluff puppy toy – They are all blacks, back in the days!

Bluff Puppy Toy – Sully

Do I look dirty to you? Just give me a motherfucking sweety!

They are all blacks

Ah you can justify your bullshit! Back in the days what you know about back in the days?

Rap in the Travel Ageny:
Why is it called the Black Country?
It’s called the black country because its specifically designed, for black folk.

When I think about the Black Country I think about,
Separation,
I think about, segregation,
I think about frustration,
I think about elimination,
I think about the proclamation.

Black Pudding

I step in your store to get some kind of relief,
And all I’m getting is racial grief?
As I stare at you, I see pain,
As I stare at you, I am losing my mind and my brain,
And the rage that is inside, I can no longer contain,

Now what I wanna know is,
What is your motivation, for this racial implication, that has created this situation, and this frustration, upon this nation?

You know what? I change my mind.
Get me a mother fucking scotch egg ok?

Black forest… Gateau?
Black forest?
A black forest?
You mean you have black people living in trees?

Please, are you off your mind?
You mean you make a commission, based on my peoples living condition?
Are you insane?
You make financial gain, based on my peoples pain?

Are you..
Black forest gateau?
Black forest.
Black forest!
Black forest!!
Mother fucker, give me a god damn hob knob.

… I come in your store to ask you for a DVD,
And my taste is used to oppress, me?
What other racist shit you got here?

Whippon Impossible 3?
Legally Litched?
Black, To The Future?
E.T – Ethnic Terrestrial?
The Coon and I?

Man,
Just get me some shit with Chuck fucking Norris.

Toju as a comedian

The actor, ‘Toju’, performs The Militant Black Guy in the UK Comedy TV Show Balls of Steel. In real life, his name is Toritseju Okorodudu.

He acuses inocent white people, like he says of racism. Toju provokates and take advantage of any situation. For example, “Black Forest gateau”, the film “Cocoon” and “racoon” for containing the word “coon”, and in a chess game, the fact that white moves first.

Usally before and after any segment they play the music of either Fight the Power, by Public Enemy, or Express Yourself, by N.W.A (a cover).

I step in your store to get some kind of relief,
And all I’m getting is racial grief?
As I stare at you, I see pain,
As I stare at you, I am losing my mind and my brain,
And the rage that is inside, I can no longer contain,

Now what I wanna know is,
What is your motivation, for this racial implication, that has created this situation, and this frustration, upon this nation?

You know what? I change my mind.
Get me a mother fucking scotch egg ok?

Council Worker: Excuse me mate can you keep of the grass?

Keep of the grass,
Keep of the grass!
Fuck you, Keep of the grass.
Do I look high to you mother fucker?
Cuz I’m a black man I’m supposed to be stoned, is that it?
I should stone you mother fucker.

Cuz I’m the man with a tan,
Drugs is part of my plan?
That is shit I can not understand,
Keep of the grass?

Keep of the grass?
Who the fuck is on grass?
I ant’ smoked shit all day!

Toju tries to play chess with black and moves first.
[Tojo is the black piece,
Other player is the white piece,
Tojo goes to take first move].

Other player: Um no the white pieces go first.

The white piece is superior?
The black piece is inferior?
White is superior, in the white mans mind?

Mother fucker.
I will not tolerate segregation of any kind.
The pieces are free,
Just like me.

White pieces go first?
Fuck this mother fucker.
Let’s play Cluedo.